| Posted By:zulfa On 3/18/2007 |
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KADI'S
person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....
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nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum
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nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
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Non-smoker: I hate Cigarette
Smoker : Me too, that is why I am burning it out
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Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Person2 : AAN KING (!)
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Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
A:'Crane'
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Q:Which bird can write ?
A:'Pen'guin
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Q:Pura(Dove)kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum? A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.
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A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM
B: Mazhai may not come!!
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Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnaswamy ?
Person 2: Krishna did not see me!
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Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni?
Person 2: Theriyalaiyea!
Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand!
(KRISHNAVENI IS A THEATER OPPOSITE TO T NAGAR BUSSTAND)
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !
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MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
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Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall..
First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Second Student: Ippo! Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea
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Customer: Waiter! Yennai-paa saapad-lei oery ambathu-paisa coins-aa iruku?" Waiter : "saar neenga thaaney meals-il change vennunnu sonningey !"
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What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu
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What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out
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LICoda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yen?
Yenna adhu Mottai maadi.
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Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
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LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Q:Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu.
Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A:Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
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Q: Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru
vaipar?
A: Bala Tiruppura Sundari
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Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
A: Sumar, anjara maasam.
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Q:Oru maami idli-yai thalaila vechutu erundha. Yen?
A: Yenna idli poo pola irundhudhu.
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