Fun......

• Our brains are divided into two.
  The left side has nothing right it in and the right side has nothing left in it.

• Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
  Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
  Patient: I sure did. The bottle said, 'keep tightly closed.'

• A little boy went up to his father and asked:
  'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
  The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'

• Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
  Student: I don't know.
  Teacher: They're called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
  Student: They are called Germs.

• The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.
  After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.
  The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
  The clerk replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!